In general I not frequently am in gays - clubs. Fairly to tell, was all few times in Peter. And when my familiar friend (gay) has suggested me to visit on opening of club new the gay in Simferopol, I have gone. And чё? An associative number(line) at me was the following: gays - ди-джеи-трансвеститы-шоу-стриптиз-трава-мартини … Кла-б-б-ас! That is necessary. Were pomaded, have brushed the hair, надели jeans from conducting turkish jeans firms and have gone. It is necessary to tell, that for greater effect we even have ordered a little table! In gay - club. We went, went. At last have arrived. In city nice(famous) Simferopol. We call in club - a pier, well де you? They to us: « the Little table ordered?.. » We: « Well, type yes, on фамильё such... » - « А.. Well, тоды ой, speak... Will turn to the right, under the prospectus it is direct, and after a star once again to the right, on a private sector it is direct up to the end, the ambassador HUNDRED on the left, and there a fork, and from it(her), speaks, to the right! Also will be to you щастье ». We go. Fairly to tell, Simferopol horrible city. Well the truth! It(he) such... фабрично-industrial. More shortly, we call in in глушь. It is dear - it is not dear(expensive), a track. We reach a fork, we turn to the right... And there... Well, how to tell... At first sight - parking place... Fences, machines, boxes with watchmen... More shortly, we think... Were mistaken and not there have arrived. We call in club: « the Little table is ordered? - Such as that, we here have arrived... - Скоко the person, whence? Фамилья? » Well, all of us answer, with the understanding, the closed club, and we - elite... « Have arrived, we speak, on parking place, likely were mistaken... - Is not present, - answer, - were not mistaken, заезззззжайте! Ща our person of you will meet! » We drive, meet. We put the machine, we follow the security guard. And all so... Vividly... Machines everywhere broken, a fence a grid - рабицей... The Wood behind a fence. Pine (where they in Simferopol have found a wood? Someone has unsuccessfully joked of that, probably, someone very much hates gays, and now have collected all in one place and that will do(make) with us - one господу Шиве knows). More shortly, we enter. Fairly to tell, cost of an input(entrance) освежающе was dear(expensive). But to us, at present, was only simplification that is not twice more dear(expensive). Understand... Take money, mark something in the list. We wait, us do not let. (Fairly to tell... It made upon us such as impression, all is serious)... And, to us doors in paradise of Sodom and Gomorrah open... I Shall tell easier - we a little bit прифигели. A dining room. I shall describe more in detail. The matter is that, probably, it was any office premise(room) for service HUNDRED, or something connected that we had honour to contemplate in the street. In the middle - a billiard table. On a wall probably gentle девочкиной a hand which has tried to try itself in граффити, it is written "VC" ("Villa-Club" type). In a corner - a computer. Veiled by a New Year's garland … Well … about furniture and so on I shall not speak. Design... оч.особый (to my design, ironic eye was where to have a rest). More shortly, we in the gay - столовке. Well... We are hungry. We want to devour, appears... « The waiter!!! Dear!!! Bear(carry) чарочку to visitors!!! Yes bread with salt ». The boy approaches. In a suit. Бля... Черненький such, school костюмчик... рубашечка such... In военторге it is bought... галстучек... Too черненький... Lovely. Also gives the menu. In папочке. Синенькой. In the writing goods bought (I suspect, one - on all) … the Menu - the separate chapter(head). Whether see, I in general the person without special пантов. I and with мусорки can devour, the blessing « punks хой in soul with me! » But when I want to guzzle, and мусорка is empty... Блять, кошаков подеру! The menu "VC": a sandwich hot----5 грн; a sandwich hot with mushrooms----5 грн; шашлик-машлик 100 гр.----10грн … On drinks - the same victorious variety … dear mine! We and конфетки have eaten these. Have ordered шампаньського there... коньячку... Well бутербродиков... сочка... Well, and as normal gays, have started нажираться (to try). For a long time to wait it was not necessary. Began enchantling show … What to tell... The Boy and the girl who has left in the center of a hall and trying to not notice, that their microphones whistle, used the best efforts to spoil the beginning. I shall not speak about direction, I shall tell about impression that has developed at me. I look капустник seventh-graders. Сдертый from кэвээна. Poorly сдертый. But!!!! There were transvestites!!! My God!!!! What charm!!!! Полина!!! The highest lady, the most charming movements, and still as I do not remember, call. Was even lovely жирнюшка, that danced east dance, - such сладенькая, беленькая … At once it is clear - someone from familiar has advised, has invited from fitness - club where these are taught most... Dances. Daniel's striptease has caused in me mad педофилический delight!!! The girl danced a striptease badly, all time stumbled, and has removed(has taken off) only gloves. It is asked, that? The DJ. About! This lovely lady, probably, has been very offended on transvestite Polinu, therefore she(it) something did(made) all time with music. Can, it was, certainly, any magnificent effect, but it seems to me, that she(it) is simple not вдупляла. At discussion of quality of music I have come to a conclusion that used "винампом". Лузеры. And in general - I have understood, that all very much love a soundtrack, or, on an extreme case, караоке. Even there was an offer (probably, from administration of club) that all have started to think of a hymn immediately! Also have written it(him). The blue blood. Participation - 50 грн. And that? To become famous, investments are necessary! Still I liked the newest effect under the name "stroboscope"! It(he) at all(even not) is so much, and than it(he) has been made. Dear girl the DJ is not skilful to include and switch off in time music, but she(it) is skilful to press the switch of the lamp $quickly(fast) - quickly.! Have eaten? And? What? It was pleasant to me. I in general have regretted, that there was no with me a videocamera... What material... Well, I would continue a narration but the matter is that from an overabundance of emotions and выпитого champagne at me the stomach has ached, and we have decided to devour all the same something. And!!! Well certainly, about gifts!! To us HAVE PRESENTED the BOTTLE of CHAMPAGNE! ОГО! For opening of club. Business such... A trifle, and it is pleasant. Who does not love a freebie... Everyone like, especially when for it(her) you pay money... Well ок... We Have decided to set in hated McDonald's. We put on - pay. The security guard (same something in a suit from Бердиева, гы …) approaches to us and speaks - « Шампаньске leave! » At us - eyes on 50 grivnas - AS? Подарочки - not отдарочки! Ё, бля? Well, it(he) somehow was confused, потупился, has reddened... We have left. Have decided to go quickly that has not come round and has not caught up. When went home, I looked on заледенелую road, and, already falling asleep, at me before eyes were carried by different пережитые stages, and only one word did not leave in any way at me a head: « VC... VC... WC... WC... WC... WC... »